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Regular price $29.00 Sale price

Compare at $69.00

Introducing a revolution in classless legwear. Our Hesh Sweats are a a medium weight sweatpant just as at home on your next job interview as they are on your couch. Run a little more slim than your Wally World sweats so order a size up if thats how you roll. 

  • Patented 'Helmet Hider' faux fly technology preserves your modest values
  • Ballistic nylon key loop gives you something to hook your janitor ring to without sagging your damn pockets
  • Mid weight cotton blend for year round mosh-pitting 
  • Dual side pockets and single rear welt pocket for that fat wallet
  • Made in the friggin USA 
Your life is tough enough, your pants don't have to be. Hate what you will.